Resolve to keep that resolution...

It’s that time of the year, when everyone is planning how to improve themselves for the new year. This post is dedicated to new year’s resolution, but what about those of us who have no interest in bettering ourselves in '10 and do not really see a reason to start now in 2100?

Maybe you’re lazy or just perfect. If a traditional new year’s resolution doesn’t strike your fancy, why not consider a different kind of challenge? Try out one of these magnificently self-destructive new year’s resolutions and be on your way to an epically disastrous new year.

Typical Resolution: Lose weight or get in shape
Deliciously destructive alternative: Gain 200 lbs in 12 months
Why: Because it tastes good






















Typical Resolution: Find true love
Deliciously destructive alternative: Become the evil one in a toxic relationship
Why: Bad boys and girls get laid more.


















Typical Resolution: Save money or get out of debt
Deliciously destructive alternative: Live way, way, wayyyy beyond your means
Why: Because you know Obama or your dad will bail you out
















Typical Resolution: Spend more time with your family
Deliciously destructive alternative: Spend more time with your secretary
Why: Sex, why else? (do you really need another reason after this one!!)